Saturday, September 28, 2013

Terio Cometh and Other Things You Need to Know about the World of Football

It’s pretty common knowledge that the media keeps certain things from us/shoves stories in our face to distract us from other issues. At least, that’s what any regular Conspiracy Theory Steve would have you believe. Well you know what; I’m along for the ride today, as it pertains to football. Roger Goodell and the NFL media have things that they don’t want you to know, and I’m going to expose them! Be warned, some of this may come as a shock to you. Also be warned that 90% of this article won’t be serious in any way. Ready?
Before we even get started, you need to see this: 



That is NFL stars Ray Rice, Desean Jackson, and Chandler Jones doing a dance called the Terio. Terio is a young man who was made famous by a video his older cousin posted on Vine this summer, and if you don’t know what Vine is I’m weeping for you. There’s no conspiracy here, you just need to know this dance, get used to this dance, and most importantly do this dance as much as you can. As Roger Goodell would say, ooh kill ‘em!
Last Sunday night, Jay Cutler took off on a run during the Chicago Bear’s game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, which they won. A big reason why they won was because of what happened on this particular play. At the end of his run, Jay Cutler saw a defensive back coming to tackle him and lowered his shoulder, his throwing shoulder, into the DB, knocking him clean off his feet. After the game, reporters made it seem like Cutler had made a dumb decision that he was lucky not to have been injured from. Well, those reporters are wrong, because a quarterback truck-sticking a DB is the greatest thing ever and should happen at least once a week. Thank you Jay Cutler, we appreciate you. 

Now, on to more hard-hitting issues, shall we? In case you hadn’t heard, 49ers star Aldon Smith was committed to a rehab facility last week after running into a tree and being charged with (definitely not his first) DUI. Once it was decided that Smith needed help for his alcohol problem, San Francisco agreed that he should deal with his addiction…after their game against the Colts. In light of past incidents, like Smith being stabbed at a party, it was clear that the young playmaker was in a bad place. However, that all took a backseat to the 9ers winning on Sunday, which in any case they did not. So why was Smith allowed to play? The media will tell you that because he was on the active roster, he had to suit up, but in fact a head coach can make any player inactive at any time. Even if Smith did have to suit up, he in no way needed to see the field. Did the 49ers want to give him the opportunity to play with his team one last time before rehab, or was winning just more important than a player’s well-being? Either way, let’s hope that we’ll never have to ask this question again after Smith returns.
In the first 3.1 weeks of the season, Peyton Manning has made himself the clear MVP favorite. But I ask you, should he be? Quite simply, no, no he should not. The real MVP is in New England, probably yelling at Aaron Dobson right now, even as I type this article. You see, Peyton’s numbers look great, but Tom Brady really is the most valuable player to his team. The solution to this equation is the same as the key to the “Best of All Time” argument that rages between these two, Brady makes receivers while receivers make Manning. Tom Terrific has won three Super Bowls, five AFC Championships, and set all kinds of records while throwing to guys like David Givens. The talent around him has never limited his potential because he elevates the level of everyone around him. Wes Welker was nothing more than a semi-talented return man until Brady got his hands on him. Randy Moss was troubled and washed up until he Brady revived his career.
On the other hand, Manning reflects the talent he’s given. Marshall Faulk, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Pierre Garcon, Edgerrin James. All these players carried Manning into GOAT contention by allowing him to throw for all kinds of yards and touchdowns year after year, even though nobody wants to point out that he flopped in the playoff year after year, coincidentally losing a few times to Brady and his no-name receivers. In fact, when the Colts managed a huge comeback to win the 2006 AFC Championship, they did so only because James has been added to the offense that year, adding to Manning’s long list of highly-talented options. Of course, Peyton won the Super Bowl that year, but that was a year where all the AFC had to do was show up. Rex Grossman was never going to win the Super Bowl.
So how does this affect the current season? Well, Manning is once again finds himself in a situation with oodles of talent all around him. In fact, the receiver that Brady spent the last five years turning into a superstar, Wes Welker, is now making Manning look even better. On the other hand, Tom Brady is 3-0 with receivers who only know about half of the playbook and don’t seem to be sure if they’re supposed to catch that brown thing flying towards them. Even so, with the running game barely contributing, Brady has thrown touchdowns to Aaron Dobson, Kenbrell Thompkins, and Julian Edelman this season. You don’t know who those people are, and that’s okay. Does Manning have 12 touchdowns in three weeks without Demaryius Thomas, Wes Welker, and Eric Decker? I really doubt it. Embrace your true 2013 MVP, Tom Brady.
I’m sure you’ve realized by now that RGIII was not 100% healthy coming in to week 1, as he had announced. He’s been immobile and unable to even plant his foot before throwing, directly contributing to Washington’s 0-3 record. However, how would we have perceived him if he was still resting and recovering? Adrian Peterson may have recovered from a torn ACL in record time and come back better than ever, but that’s nowhere a fair expectation for any human being. Instead, let’s look over into the basketball world, specifically at one Derrick Rose. Rose has been seemingly recovering for years after tearing his ACL, and has been mocked in every way because of it. However, that’s worth it if he comes back truly at 100% and never has to deal with the injury again. Really, RGIII has to ask himself if he’d rather get this:

or this:
It’s unlikely that Griffin will sit himself down now that he’s already come back, but I hope he’ll strongly consider giving himself the proper time to really recover.
Chances are that if you’re a human in 2013, you have an opinion about college football players and whether or not they should be paid. The reality is, the NCAA is making billions and billions of dollars off of these athletes, but punishes them if someone even mentions money within their hearing range, and it’s ridiculous. Schools profit from ticket sales at each game, games that people attend because of the players, concession sales at the stadium, jersey sales, sales of other apparel such as shirts and hoodies and sales of other items like posters, etc. even with all this money floating around, it is illegal under NCAA rules for players to be given money just to feed themselves. What? How is that even allowed to happen? Even worse is that when a coach is discovered to have been helping his players financially, he is painted as a cheater. Why, because he cared about the young men placed under his leadership? Many players come from poor families, going to college to one day be able to improve their living situation.
Really, the only problem here is that the NCAA’s tyranny has gone unchallenged. They hand down huge punishments on players and schools that are accused of giving players money, and justify it with “because we can”. Can somebody please explain to me how money correlates to a player’s performance on the field? Because according to the NCAA, Reggie Bush’s family accepting money from USC is the reason he won the Heisman, and therefore he did not deserve the award. Is anyone upset just from thinking about this?
There you have it, folks. The whole truth and nothing but the truth. Have your own deviations from mainstream media’s spoon-fed ideas? Feel free to drop your knowledge in the comments section or tell me about it on Twitter, @GSRudy. If you have an idea for something I should write about or just want to ask a question, have a conversation, or anything else, you can email me at gyasi.redding@gmail.com. Until next time!

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