Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Into the Abyss: My Journey into the Raider Nation

90% of NFL fans outside of Oakland would never, even for a second, want to experience life through the lens of a Raiders fan. Throughout the nation they are perceived as ghetto, violent, degenerates who are stuck in the past. The team they root for, the Oakland Raiders, are viewed in largely the same manner. In actuality, the team has made huge strides towards modernization since the death of its owner and one-time savior, Al Davis. However, the rest of the football world still has a very specific image of Raiders fans, as evidenced by this commercial aired by King Stahlman Bail Bonds whenever Oakland comes to Qualcomm:
So why was I so interested in the life of a Raiders fan? Well first of all, could there be a more interesting adventure? Can you imagine being hated and feared by default when you venture anywhere outside of your own town? Not to mention that Oakland fans are probably the most loyal in the entire league, if not slightly delusional. Year after year, fired coach after coach, their belief never waivers. At any rate, my buddy Sergio (who’s been mentioned a few times in my previous stories) and his dad are die-hard Raiders fans, and their passion made the idea even more attractive than it already was. Somewhere in my heart, I love the Raiders and everything about their culture.
So first I needed the opportunity. Sergio’s cousin, a Chargers fan, was visiting and they had tickets for the big Chargers vs. Raiders game. All week we had been hoping for extra tickets to come, but without any luck. On Saturday night they told me that there was still a chance and to be on call. That night I had what will henceforth be known as “The Dream”. Walking through the mall with Sergio, he turned to me and asked “Hey man, if we get you a ticket, how are you going to get to the stadium?” “Oh, I’ll just hop on the trolley, it goes right to Qualcomm”, I answered easily. He then pulled a ticket to the game out of his pocket and handed it to me. Of course, none of this actually happened.
Slightly disappointed after realizing that I had not, in fact, been handed a ticket the night before, I resolved to watch football at my parent’s house on Sunday morning. When I was about a mile away, I got the call from Sergio. I called my dad and had him take me to the trolley station. Before I left, I took off the Jerod Mayo jersey I was wearing. It was time to journey into the abyss.
I’ve heard it said that the Raiders-Chargers feud is unique from any other rivalry in the NFL. My first evidence came on the trolley ride to the stadium. Because I take the trolley everywhere (rain, shine, sleet, or snow) I inevitably end up mingling among the fans of every team that visits San Diego. However, this was completely different. Where other fans usually talk playfully (or not so playfully) with Chargers fans, the theme of the day was silence. It was almost as if the Chargers fans were too busy thinking about what had happened in their late-late matchup with Oakland earlier in the season and the Raiders fans, well they just don’t like Chargers fans. When we arrived at the stadium (2 and ½ hours until game time), it was the exact opposite. Everywhere I turned, tailgating fans played either N.W.A., Tupac, or Mariachi music at the fullest capacity of their speakers. Throughout the parking lot you could hear people letting out long, guttural chants of “RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSS” at any and all times. I loved it.
After I finally found Sergio (I’m historically bad at finding friends amongst tailgaters) he handed me a Raiders shirt, which I donned over my Sunday-usual Patriots Football t-shirt, and it had officially begun. To the rest of the world, I was just another Raiders fan. As is obligatory to a tailgate, we played a game of corn hole, one Raiders fan and one Chargers fan on each team. Sergio paired up with his cousin, while I was saddled with the already-drunk family friend in a Tomlinson jersey. I started hot, but the general lack of sobriety by my partner sunk us late in the game. We later moved on to the Bud Light Fan Experience, where I attempted to throw a touchdown pass to a leaping blow-up receiver (I messed-up the pre-snap reads and overthrew him) and we ardently denied Chargers-themed towels from Bud Light girls. “Do you guys want some beads and towels?” “Uh….NO *pulls on Raiders shirt to emphasize the logo*”. We took in the Dolphins vs. Bills game for a little bit; the Chargers needed a Miami loss to remain playoffs-eligible, before finally heading into the stadium.
The scene inside of the stadium was as you would expect at any NFL game, with fans excitedly hurrying to their seats and greeting other fans of the same team. There were a lot more “RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEERRRRSSSSS” chants, and a few Chargers fans tried to reply with an emphatic “SUCK!”, but they went largely unanswered. I noticed that Chargers supporters took extra care not to bump any of the folks in silver and black, despite the walkways being packed. It was almost as if they expected to be attacked at any second. I loved it! Passing by a group of Chargers fans talking to a news camera, I leapt in front of them and shown the emblem on my chest, screaming “DA RAIDUUUUUUHS!” I just couldn’t help myself. A few minutes later, I let out a long RAIDERS chant of my own. I had officially turned.
Once we got to our seats, we saw the ridiculous imbalance of jerseys. There were far more Biletnikoffs, Stablers, and even Janikowskis than Rivers or Mathews. Whole sections were blacked out with Raiders jerseys. I did see a guy in a Scifres, which marks the first punter’s jersey I’ve ever seen. In our particular section, there was about an equality of both and, you guessed it, the drunkest Raiders fan in the stadium. Before the game even kicked off he was already screaming “RIVERS IS SHIT!!” and imploring Sergio and I to join him. We declined. When the Raiders were introduced and began pouring out of the tunnel, it almost felt as if they were at home. When the Chargers came out of their tunnel, the boos were clearly audible. I booed right along with them. 
The Chargers scored first, held to a field goal. After a long drought, the Raiders answered with a touchdown from zombie Darren McFadden. I high-fived all the other Raiders guys around me and thought “Wow, we’ve got a chance”. I was trying to figure out why I wasn’t already a Raiders fan when Matt McGloin threw a deep pass to Marcel Reese, who had made his way behind San Diego’s defense. Running down the sideline, he appeared to be home free until he stopped running, lost track of the ball, saw it at the last second, and was too far behind it to recover. Oh right, that’s why. An update of the Patriots @ Ravens game came up on the big screen and I silently celebrated with myself. The Chargers also needed a Ravens loss, so I couldn’t be seen cheering along with them.
The Chargers drove down the field (the Chargers fan next to me kept screaming “C’mon P-Riv!” P-Riv? NO) and finished with a Ryan Mathews touchdown. A Janikowski field goal made it 10-10 at halftime. At halftime I mentioned that we probably wouldn’t get to see Pryor now that McGloin had managed a touchdown. We really, really, wanted to see Terelle Pryor play. We had seen our share of momentum swings, with both teams committing turnovers, highlighted by a Keenan Allen muffed punt and an athletic interception by Eric Weddle. The Raiders had already committed about six or seven penalties, and would finish the day with a dozen.
The third quarter was completely dominated by the Chargers, and their fans started to get a little bold. Our drunk comrade was bombarded with “Are you okay, sir?”s from every Chargers fan in a four-mile radius after every San Diego score or third-down conversion. We felt the game slipping away and waited for the sun to slip below the stadium walls, as it was shining right in our faces. I had expected the Raider Nation to be loud all day, but they couldn’t sustain the effort because Oakland committed penalty after penalty after penalty. It was disheartening, to say the least. We went into the fourth quarter still believing in the face a 10-point deficit.
Eventually, the Raiders had the ball, down 26-13 after more field goals, and were driving down the field. It was a long shot, but if they could score quickly there was time for an onside kick and second touchdown attempt. With a minute left on 4th and 6 with no timeouts, Matt McGloin withstood a Chargers blitz and threw the ball to Marcel Reece in the end zone. The ball floated high and sailed right into Reece’s hands…where it was dropped by the fullback. Dropped. 
The Chargers got the ball back and ran the clock out. The guy at the end of our row, sporting his Rivers jersey, asked if I was going to be okay. Looking around, I lifted up my shirt and showed him the Patriots tee I was wearing underneath. We both laughed and he shook my hand.
Now that the game was over, the Chargers fans were happy to talk smack about how the Raiders would never be on their level, etc. The Raiders fans asked how many Super Bowls they had ever won. I saw a woman in a Richard Seymour jersey simply stand up and put up both middle fingers, not saying a word. As we left the stadium, passing by drunkards and more drunkards, I felt genuinely disappointed. The Raider Nation had really touched my heart that day. Then I checked my phone and saw that my Patriots had won 41-7 in Baltimore. I smiled.


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Knowshon's Tears and Bernard Pollard's Prodigy, Life in Mexico, Oh! and Week 14 Picks Too

Hey folks! I’ve been in Mexico since Monday, so forgive me if I start typing in Spanish. Have you missed me? I know I’ve missed you! Anyway, I was excited to pull out my laptop this morning because there’s something I’ve wanted to tell you guys about since last Sunday afternoon. We’ll get into that in a second, but first let me just say that if you haven’t spent time in Mexico you’re just plain missing out. The people are loving, the landscape is picturesque, and the food will make you think twice about going back to the States. Not to mention that the most gorgeous women are all over the place. I don’t think I’ve ever watched the news with such rigorous focus. Now let’s get to the football, shall we?
When the Broncos marched into Arrowhead Stadium last Sunday afternoon, it seemed as though the Chiefs were ready to avenge their loss from two weeks earlier. Early in the game it looked like they would achieve that vengeance, but it was not to be. Once again their defense was non-existent after a few drives and special teams magic could not sustain Kansas City offensively. What I want to talk about, however, is a clip that was showed from before the game. The broadcasting team was talking about Knowshon Moreno’s passion for the game, and was duly prompted to show this clip: 

Now, I don’t know about you, but crying in sports is nothing new to me. The part that my buddy Sergio and I were amazed at though was the fact that those tears shot out of his eyes faster than a bullet from a gun. I’ve never seen such gigantic, speedy tears in my life! How much do I have to love something for huge tears to instantaneously be rocket-propelled down my cheeks? This amazing sight shall forever be known to us as #KnowshonTears, as I hereby christen them. And don’t think this is only for the likes of famous athletes, no, we can all cry #KnowshonTears. That same Sunday, the pastor at my church insisted on saying a certain word over and over again during his message. That word happens to also be the name of a certain lady who I love very much, but haven’t seen since the summer. After about the 100th time he said it, I was definitely crying #KnowshonTears in my head. How can they apply to your life?
This past Sunday my Patriots pulled off another incredible comeback win, prompting cornerback Kyle Arrington (with whom I have a love/hate relationship) to label them the “Cardiac Kids”. The victory over Cleveland was New England’s third come-from-behind win in as many weeks. However, a huge loss occurred during that big win: tight end Rob Gronkowski (aka Colossus) was lost for the season due to a torn ACL caused by an extremely dirty hit by Browns safety T.J. Ward, who was clearly hired by fellow assassin Bernard Karmell Pollard. Bill Belicheck had this to say: 

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Bill. Now I want to talk about another monstrous player who was on the field that day. In week 3, Browns receiver Josh Gordon (The Destroyer) had 10 receptions for 146 yards and one touchdown. Hesitantly, I added him to my fantasy team(s). I thought it couldn’t last because, well, he plays for the Browns. 11 weeks later, Gordon just added 151 yards and a touchdown to a four game stretch of 774 yards and 5 touchdowns. On Sunday he scored an 80 yard touchdown against my Patriots. EIGHTY YARDS. Can we please get this man a nickname?? Here’s something to get your creative juices going: 

Remember in week 1 when the Eagles debuted Chip Kelly’s “turbo” offense and beat the Redskins 33-27? Then they lost their next two games and continued to be disappointingly inconsistent, until week 5 that is. What happened in week 5? Well, they destroyed the Raiders in Oakland, 49-20, and began a five game winning streak. Quarterback Nick Foles has been a big part of their success, he just threw his first interception after about 20 touchdowns this weekend, but another player is the cog that makes this clock tick. LeSean McCoy, one of the NFL’s most dynamic running backs, had 217 yards and two touchdowns in the snow (AND I MEAN THE SNOW!) in a Philly comeback against the Lions this week. The dude is ridiculous, and the Eagles owe their new-found playoff contention in large part to him. Don’t believe me? Eat your heart out: 

Are you tired of the GIFs yet? Shame on you if you said yes, they’re the internet’s savior! Anyway, I know I haven’t put out a picks column in a couple of weeks, but I’m also on a time crunch so we’re going to breeze through these. I may not even consult the Redding Report Crystal Ball of Athletic Clairvoyance©. True to form, projected winners will be in bold.
Ø  The Cowboys and Bears are facing off right now, I’m taking Chicago in that one
Ø  Kicking off Week 15 for us are the Chargers heading into Mile High Stadium. Call me crazy, but San Diego is going to punch themselves a ticket to the postseason
Ø  The Patriots are going to beat the Dolphins and I’m going to continue mocking my Miami-native dad
Ø  The Giants suck and the Seahawks are made of magic and muscles
Ø  Drew Brees isn’t going to lose to the Rams, shame on you for such thoughts
Ø  The Falcons get the benefit of the doubt against Washington because, I mean, did you see the Chiefs vs. Redskins game?
Ø  The Bears might seem like a given going into Cleveland, but I’m actually going to give this one to the Browns. Four words: Josh Gordon, The Destroyer
Ø  The Texans could push for one of those “we finally lost enough games to get rid of our coach that we secretly hated, let’s play our hearts out so the defensive coordinator can win the job permanently” wins against the Colts, but Indy needs this one
Ø  The Eagles are on a mission and Adrian Peterson is injured. Not looking good for the Vikings there
Ø  San Francisco is riding high after a win over the rival Seahawks and Tampa Bay doesn’t have the tools necessary to beat them, even on their best day. Two words: Frank Gore
Ø  I already hate myself for saying this, but the Jaguars have looked pretty good recently. I think they keep it going against the Bills in front of their home crowd
Ø  As you saw on Sunday, the Chiefs are pissed off after three straight divisional losses. Washington took the brunt of that blow, but Oakland won’t be spared either
Ø  To this point, the Jets have found just one victory in their six games on their road. After a blowout loss to the Saints, the Panthers will be out to prove that they are still as tough as ever
Ø  Usually I’d take the Cowboys here, but after Green Bay’s win over Atlanta and Dallas’ humiliating loss to Chicago last night, I’m thinking the Boys have fallen right back into their usual pattern
Ø  The Titans started strong against Denver, but apparently weren’t prepared to finish. The Cardinals will overwhelm them with a defense that scores about 20+ fantasy points every week (can you tell that I’m smiling?) despite the recent loss of Tyrann Mathieu to a torn ACL
Ø  The Bengals will be looking to cement their playoff position and remind the Steelers who’s running the AFC North when they march into Heinz Field. Pittsburgh has been playing well of late, but Cincy always finds a way
Ø  Monday night is the perfect setting for Detroit to expose Baltimore for the frauds they are, and not to mention a horrible team on the road
This week, as for many of you, my fantasy leagues began their playoffs. In my Money league (with a pool of about $300), my team decided to turn in the worst showing I’ve ever seen from any fantasy team ever. I mean seriously, my only double-digit scorers were Danny Amendola and Matt Prater! Needless to say, I was devastated. In my Buddy league, where we barely slipped into the 7th seed after starting the season 0-5, I was also blown out thanks to big fat jerks injuring both Adrian Peterson and Rob Gronkowski. However, Josh Gordon the Destroyer and Arizona’s defense kept my Pride team alive. It was a tumultuous Sunday to say the least.
Random End-of-Season Award Prediction:
As we draw closer to the end of football season (I feel like it just started yesterday!) the candidates for awards such as MVP and Coach of the Year start coming into focus. For this reason, we’ll choose one award per week and predict who will be the winner. This week let’s look at Offensive Rookie of the Year. I’m taking Keenan Allen, San Diego Chargers wide receiver. Allen has provided a spark for the team this year with his great hands and recent nose for the end zone. He scored twice in San Diego’s blowout win over the Giants this weekend and should be a top-3 candidate for OROY.
Alright, it’s about that time again friends. I have to leave you until next time. Before I go, don’t forget to share your #KnowshonTears stories and #JoshGordonNicknames with me on Twitter at @GSRudy! The comments section has open arms as well. Until next time!