Long have we toiled, patiently
waiting for the return of our love. It seemed as though she might never come
back, like she had finally moved on from us, never to be seen again. But slowly,
surely, her form grew larger and larger on the horizon. And now, today, she is
home. She is FOOTBALL!!
That’s right, football makes it
triumphant return to your television tonight at 8:00 pm EST. that means for the
first time in six months, a football game you have never seen before will be
played. And on live television to boot! I don’t know if you’re as excited as I am,
but if you’re not I’m sure I can turn mine up to make up for your slack.
FOOTBALL IS BACK, PEOPLE.
It wasn’t so long ago that CBA
disputes took away the game that signifies the end of our summer football
drought, but now we can look forward to the 2013 season as the Cowboys and
Dolphins face off in the Hall of Fame game. and by the way, congratulations to
the Hall of Fame class of 2013, they were a very deserving bunch (except you,
Parcells). Early reports are saying that Tony Romo will not play in tonight’s
game, which makes it more likely that the Dolphins will win and be proclaimed
AFC East champs one day into the preseason. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Enjoy the
game, and try not to cry at kickoff, I know how the beauty can get to a guy.
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