Tebow Time in New England!

HE’S BAAAAAACK! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen; Mr. Tim Tebow will not be leaving the NFL for at least a couple of seasons because he has been signed by none other than the New England Patriots. This is a great move for both sides. Tim Tebow gets to learn from the league’s greatest quarterback and the Patriots get to have an American hero on their roster. But the win-win goes far beyond these aspects, here’s my list of what Tebow will bring to the Patriots.

First and foremost, he’ll give the kids someone to look up to. Tim Tebow, one of my personal role models, will be a blessing to the community of Boston. I mean, sure, everyone loves Gronk, but I don’t exactly aspire to be a constantly-drunk party animal and I hope my kids don’t either. On the other hand, Tebow is a man of faith and integrity whose morals transcend religion. Timmy’s presence will provide inspiration to the young and old of Boston.

Bonus, Tebow is now playing for one the greatest coaches in the NFL. We all saw what John Fox was able to accomplish with him, and the failures that the comparably incompetent Rex had, so Belicheck’s knowledge and coaching skills should be a great upgrade for Tebow. Another benefit in this relationship is that Belicheck was not left bewildered by Tebow like so many others were in 2011. His Patriots beat Tim’s Broncos soundly, twice, so he’s fully aware of his strengths and weaknesses. No secret personal vendettas and plots to destroy Tim’s career here, or anywhere, right Rex?

Another important factor in play here is Tebow’s reunion with his college teammates Jermaine Cunningham, Aaron Hernandez, and Brandon Spikes. And even though their former coach Urban Meyer has since retired and then decided to (betray the school) un-retire to coach at Ohio State, being around his former teammates again may re-ignite something in Tim. While playing quarterback at the University of Florida, Tebow broke record after record, leading the Gators to two National Championships, winning the Heisman, and receiving several other honors. Being able to throw to Hernandez, his favorite target at Florida, again may even improve his passing skills.

So, in conclusion, OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWDOHMYGAWDTIMTEBOWISGONNABEAPATRIOTCANIPLEASEJUSTBUYHISJERSEYRIGHTNOWWITHOUTANUMBERANDBUYITAGAINLATERWHENHEGETSANUMBEROHMYGAWDWHEREDOIGETSEASONTICKETS!!???!!! But seriously, let’s not get carried away. Tebow won’t be taking over the quarterback position any time soon. He will, however, have an immediate positive impact on the Patriots, if only in the locker room. As a football fan and a Tebow supporter, I’m excited to see what Belicheck’s magic can do for the young QB. Buckle up, it’s going to be a crazy ride!