HE’S BAAAAAACK! That’s right, ladies
and gentlemen; Mr. Tim Tebow will not be leaving the NFL for at least a couple
of seasons because he has been signed by none other than the New England
Patriots. This is a great move for both sides. Tim Tebow gets to learn from the
league’s greatest quarterback and the Patriots get to have an American hero on
their roster. But the win-win goes far beyond these aspects, here’s my list of
what Tebow will bring to the Patriots.
First and foremost, he’ll give the
kids someone to look up to. Tim Tebow, one of my personal role models, will be
a blessing to the community of Boston. I mean, sure, everyone loves Gronk, but
I don’t exactly aspire to be a constantly-drunk party animal and I hope my kids
don’t either. On the other hand, Tebow is a man of faith and integrity whose
morals transcend religion. Timmy’s presence will provide inspiration to the
young and old of Boston.
Bonus, Tebow is now playing for one
the greatest coaches in the NFL. We all saw what John Fox was able to
accomplish with him, and the failures that the comparably incompetent Rex had,
so Belicheck’s knowledge and coaching skills should be a great upgrade for
Tebow. Another benefit in this relationship is that Belicheck was not left
bewildered by Tebow like so many others were in 2011. His Patriots beat Tim’s
Broncos soundly, twice, so he’s fully aware of his strengths and weaknesses. No
secret personal vendettas and plots to destroy Tim’s career here, or anywhere,
right Rex?
Another important factor in play here
is Tebow’s reunion with his college teammates Jermaine Cunningham, Aaron
Hernandez, and Brandon Spikes. And even though their former coach Urban Meyer
has since retired and then decided to (betray the school) un-retire to coach at
Ohio State, being around his former teammates again may re-ignite something in
Tim. While playing quarterback at the University of Florida, Tebow broke record
after record, leading the Gators to two National Championships, winning the
Heisman, and receiving several other honors. Being able to throw to Hernandez,
his favorite target at Florida, again may even improve his passing skills.
So, in conclusion,
OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWDOHMYGAWDTIMTEBOWISGONNABEAPATRIOTCANIPLEASEJUSTBUYHISJERSEYRIGHTNOWWITHOUTANUMBERANDBUYITAGAINLATERWHENHEGETSANUMBEROHMYGAWDWHEREDOIGETSEASONTICKETS!!???!!!
But seriously, let’s not get carried away. Tebow won’t be taking over the
quarterback position any time soon. He will, however, have an immediate
positive impact on the Patriots, if only in the locker room. As a football fan
and a Tebow supporter, I’m excited to see what Belicheck’s magic can do for the
young QB. Buckle up, it’s going to be a crazy ride!

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