Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Redding Report Playoffs Blowout! Part 1: AFC Contenders

Friends! It’s been so long since we’ve been together; I haven’t posted anything since LAST YEAR! Okay, that’s the only dumb “that happened last year” joke I’m going to make. I hate those. In case you hadn’t noticed, the New Year doesn’t affect anyone’s life in any way except that they commit to things they’re never going to follow through with. Anyway, when we last spoke I was fresh off my Raider-for-a-day experience, but I made it safely back to the Patriots Nation. Quite a lot has happened in the NFL since then, mainly the end of the regular season. The official quest for the Lombardi Trophy has begun, and there’s so much to say about it. That being said, welcome to the 2014 Redding Report Playoffs Blowout! Strap yourselves in and let’s get into it!
First of all, let me re-state my Super Bowl prediction from the beginning of the season: New England vs. Seattle. There’s still a pretty good chance of us seeing this matchup, even if Bernard Pollard did hire T.J. Ward to take out Gronk’s ACL. I’ve accepted that all of our unforeseen injuries may keep my Patriots out of the big game, but conversely Seattle will be virtually unstoppable if Percy Harvin shows up healthy for the playoffs. Before we get deeper into playoffs analysis and predictions there are some small housekeeping things we must attend to first.  
Redding Report MVP Watch: Week 17 Edition (the one that actually counts)
1.      Peyton Manning- Peyton is without a doubt the runaway MVP candidate this season, and rightfully so. However, I just want to point out the other guys on his team. Are you kidding me? I’m not saying that Gabbert could have succeeded in this system (that’s going overboard) but Brady and Brees could have produced similar results with that cast of receivers. At least I think so.  
2.      Jamaal Charles- The Chiefs’ leading rusher and leading receiver was absolutely spectacular this season, but he grabs this spot over LeSean McCoy for one reason: Charles’ Week 15 performance against the Raiders changed the fate of more fantasy football teams than any player ever before. Just ask my 2nd-seeded Redding the Defense, who went down in the semifinals by one point because of his five touchdown explosion. However, the real MVP is whoever does Charles' braids. Seriously. 

3.      LeSean McCoy- With the help of rookie coach Chip Kelly’s fast-paced offense and unorthodox coaching style, McCoy led the league in rushing, taking the pressure off of new starter Nick Foles’ shoulders and guiding the Eagles to a 10-6 record along with the NFC East title. Also, he does things like this on a regular basis:

4.      Tom Brady- Old Man Manning had an outstanding season, there’s no denying that, but Tom Brady was without the most valuable player to his team this year. With injury after injury occurring on both sides of the ball, Brady made rookies look like All-Pro receivers on the way to fourth-quarter comeback victories and two narrow (read: bad calls by the refs) losses. The Patriots were 12-4 despite losing just about every offensive star they featured last year. Also, listen to this call. Only an MVP could inspire something this great
5.      The referees- Every season there are plenty of questionable calls from our good friends the refs, but this year they seemed to decide games more than ever. Most recently was Bill Leavy’s crew who basically gifted the Chargers a playoff spot by gaffing on several calls that significantly impacted their Week 17 game against the Kansas City Second Team Chiefs
Of course there are plenty more awards that will be handed out now that the season is over, and we’ll discuss a few them later. However, this is the Playoffs Blowout so I figure we’d better discuss some playoff football soon. First, let’s look at who has the best chances of representing the AFC in the Super Bowl (warning: this list may be grossly subjective):
1.      New England Patriots(2nd seed): You may think I’m only ranking them so high because they’re my favorite team, but actually…Anyway, Tom Brady is the most playoffs-experienced quarterback in the league, and that counts for something. Not to mention that New England’s bruising running game has ignited at exactly the right time and Bill Belicheck is the best coach in the universe
2.      Denver Broncos(1st seed): Peyton Manning certainly lit it up during the regular season, but we’ve seen this movie before. I’m skeptical about Manning’s ability in freezing temperatures, as well as Denver’s defense without Von Miller. 31 first-half points in Oakland is nice, but the playoffs are something different entirely. Whether or not Wes Welker can overcome his concussion problems will have a big impact on how far Denver goes in the playoffs. Don’t forget, they were one-and-done last year thanks to Rahim Moore’s logo pose in front of Jacoby Jones

3.      Cincinnati Bengals(3rd seed): Many people believe that Andy Dalton lacks the skill to lead the Bengals to a Super Bowl, citing the lack of Bengals playoffs wins despite qualifying for the third year in a row. However, I believe that all changes this year. Cincy has everything a Super Bowl contender needs: competent quarterback, strong running game, dominant receiver, and a defense that can take over a game. Don’t sleep on these young guns.
4.      Indianapolis Colts(5th seed): One of the biggest keys to winning in January is shutting down the other team’s quarterback, and the NFL’s sacks leader happens to call Indy his home. The Colts aren’t the flashiest team, but when Donald Brown has a good day running the ball T. Y. Hilton can do a pretty good Reggie Wayne impression. Andrew Luck’s veteran-like decision making will limit turnovers and be an X-factor for this team
5.      San Diego Chargers(6th seed): Whether it be coaching, quarterback play, or Ryan Mathews’ ankles, something is always keeping the Chargers from realizing their full potential. However, I believe that they’ve had enough talent on their roster to have won five Super Bowls going back to the Tomlinson days. Even though Phil Rivers and ROY Keenan Allen can light up the sky, the playoffs are still very much about defense. San Diego’s sack leader had 5.5, and the whole defense notched 11 interceptions all year. That can’t be accepted if the Chargers want to be playing in February
6.      Kansas City Chiefs(4th seed): Some might call me crazy for giving the Chiefs the lowest chance to make it to the Super Bowl, but it’s their own fault. After starting the season 9-0 they were swept by the Broncos, with an embarrassing loss to the Chargers sandwiched in between. Their "great" defense disappeared when they were needed most and the offense couldn't make plays when they were forced to throw the ball and try to play catch-up
You may not know this, but every year a Coach of the Year award is handed out after the regular season concludes. Here’s my case for Bill Belicheck being the AFC’s top candidate for that award. During the offseason, three of New England’s top five offensive players left the team and one was recovering from multiple surgeries. By their fourth game, the Pats’ defense was on its way to being a top-five unit when it lost its best defensive lineman, best linebacker, and emerging star defensive tackle. Despite having to start up to nine rookies at one time, Belicheck used smart coaching and calculated risks to exceed expectations placed on the team after Wes Welker switched sides in the Brady-Manning rivalry and Aaron Hernandez (allegedly) killed a man. Thanks to Belicheck, the Patriots have won their division for the 11th time in his tenure and once again earned a playoff bye. You may think New England’s success this season was the same old thing for the franchise, but Bill Belicheck truly made something out of nothing these past 16 weeks.
Gyasi complains about something that’s probably never going to change:
Can you remember the last time you were excited to watch the Pro Bowl? I’m not sure that I can. Among the other numerous reasons that I dislike Roger Goodell, the Pro Bowl has become a waste of time during his tenure as commissioner. After threats to eliminate the game altogether last year, the Pro Bowl was saved this year by…switching to an unconferenced format? You have to be kidding me. If you want me to care about the Pro Bowl, try moving it back to after the Super Bowl! This game used to be the NFL season’s last hurrah, a fun event for players and fans alike to enjoy before having to endure life without football until the next fall. Not allowing the Super Bowl teams to participate in the Pro Bowl means that some of the league’s most exciting players are being kept out whether they’re elected or not. Also, we need skill competitions! The NBA’s All-Star weekend is the perfect model of how to host an all-star event. The individual skill competitions give fans exciting matchups to look forward to beyond just the main game. A DB challenge? A quarterback competition? These things would undoubtedly elevate enthusiasm for the Pro Bowl. Lastly, the voting process should be handed over to the coaches. Allowing us fans to vote, while nice for participation, means that every year deserving players will get snubbed because their names aren’t yet big enough. Turning over voting responsibilities to the coaches would eliminate that problem. Of course, these things will probably never change until I become league commissioner in 2025.
We’re a couple of months away from March, but I’ve got a bracket for you anyway because football is better than basketball. Here’s my round-by-round breakdown of how the AFC playoffs will go:

And last but not least, the Gif of the Year award! Gifs have become such a huge part of the internet, and especially sports, in the past year that I had to include them as we say goodbye to another NFL season. So here it is, the best gif that AFC football gave us this year! We've got a two-way tie on our hands, folks. Tom Brady just couldn't get a high-five this season. 



So concludes our AFC-focused portion of the Redding Report Playoffs Blowout. You can see all the points I’ve made be proven this afternoon when the Chiefs head into Lucas Oil Stadium to take on the Colts on NBC. Don’t forget to blow up the comments section with your own predictions/questions/gifs/rude comments! Stick around for part two of the Playoffs Blowout when we tackle important questions for the six NFC contenders. 

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